coach trip


It reminds me of a cookery challenge if Coach Trip was set in the 1980's.


bite me


 I don't know what to say about this one.

wing head


The cherubs seem to have evolved into some sort winged head status.

this isn't stoke



Other than the experienced rambler on the right the rest of them look like they've been mistakenly teleported to the countryside expecting stoke city centre's shopping precinct.

watch the teddy


Big Ted's just put his fluffy penis down the lens for little Ted's soon to be realised shock.  Watch the Teddy.

new inn


I'd like to live in a town that this constitutes my high street.

teapot card



This is just lovely to look at.

mad a gasper



Madagascar has tonnes of interesting animals, England doesn't, this is why he's smiles like that and we don't.

just weird


weird.

Thukka rights


The other day someone explained to Thukka about women fighting for the right to vote, the establishment of equal rights and feminism. He laughed.

HM evil



Sometimes, an evil.

eastern weather


Translation? I thought it was a weather forecast but I don't think Japan has two glowing white orbs in the sky more than us, or does it? I think it's not a weather forecast.

vollyballadonna


If I cared about vollyball this might have seemed important.

sex columns


What beautiful columns, over time they rounded, soften, yet grow with beauty at every glance. Though the man on the right has clearly taken this too far.

Mary's horn?




 Yes what's wrong 16? Really.  I searched the whole of wikipedia and all I got was the Queen Mary's horn can be heard 16 km away, is that the answer, is that even an answer.

rip hills


What a perfect rip.

burnt lady


Did someone accidentally put her in the oven?

spike lee



scally wagon


Is this what olden days scallies drove? 

scribble



Great abuse to this card, I love it.

lego animals


The single best use for lego and small animals.

stone luck


Yes-yes we have both being stuck with our hands under this stone for 33 years now.



Wide load



One long kibour, one wide cock.

urgh fish




I love how unappealing the photographer has made everything, I'd rather eat the font.

Control the fat



Just another slice..?

Gordon fox



Yeah, that's right, he was that dreamy in real life, like a old shaven fox.

bangra mouse



Indian Finger mouse?

pant wives



Gunthad looks on while his three wives sew together his new pair of underpants.

daddy gloves




Translation?

pots and pots



Such great colour and detailed depth.

Indeed


Indeed.

gladis



The photographer seems to have interrupted Gladis as she hastily unfastens ANOTHER bird's nest from her hand, tut tut Gladis, she never learns.

G dog



Kenny G, or the giant hovering G man.  Biting his tongue over how good he thinks he looks. This is the 'nailed it' shot, the shot that says, this is the moment, this is the moment every woman, man and animal dream they can have what the G dog won't let them even sniff. I'll be only one touching myself up tonight.

Long face



What a long face.

dino laughs



It's a fact that dinosaurs actually used to get highly amused by violence.

triumph over triumph


Here's a highly polished angled view.